File Under WTF?!?!?!......THANKSGIVING GUMBALLS

Just in case the food is horrible where you dine on Thanksgiving, take along these Thanksgiving fare flavored gum balls!! 

Shades of "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" aside, I think it's a good idea and quite amusing. :-)

• Thanksgiving Gumballs in Tin Container
• Each Tin Contains 3 Different Flavors of Gumballs- Turkey, Cranberry, & Pumpkin Pie
• A 3 Course Meal in Every Tin
• Funny Thanksgiving Gag Gift or Party Favor

THANKSGIVING GUMBALLS

File Under WTF?!?!?!........Photo Application To Age You 20-30 Years

I don't think it's very accurate, though good for a laugh or two. I think it makes the 20 year old aged photos look like extras from "The Walking Dead" don't you think? LOL! 

 You can upload and age your photo...or those of your nearest and dearest HERE. Enjoy!

My NYFW 2014 Street Style Favorites

Another NYFW has come and gone! Despite the sketchy weather, these fashionistas are hardcore and still brought the style under the most harsh conditions. LOL!

Below is a screenshot of my Pinterest board dedicated to my favorite looks seen on the street dashing from show to show. You can check out all my picks here and don't forget to subscribe to my boards for my pins! Enjoy!

My NYFW 2014 Style Favorites

In Other NYFW WTF News: 

**Andre Leon Talley and Company trapped in an elevator for close to an hour!

**Dakota Fanning - Seven year old face and 30 year old boobs!

**True Life Hilariously Fun Stories of Fashion Week Attendees Sean Santiago and Hallie Wilson.

File Under WTF?!?!?.......NFL Bad Lip Readings

I've always wondered to myself what might be said down on the playing field! This definitely goes to show you how what we hear and what we see is open to interpretation. This is hysterically funny, though! Enjoy the Super Bowl! I'm going to entertain myself with these hilarious NFL bad lip readings!!

Behavioral and Social: Are You a Geek Or A Nerd?

Interesting....I am mostly Geek but with touches of Nerd. LOL!!

Merry New Year!!!!

File Under WTF?! - Fashion Phuckery in Film - Stripper Dress From 80s Horror Movie - The Hidden

Bad 80s horror films have been my secret (okay not so secret) dirty pleasure for a good while now. A few months ago I came across a forgotten gem called "The Hidden" starring Michael Nouri and Kyle MacLachlan, circa 1987.

The premise of the film is your standard good alien vs. bad alien body snatcher type flick, with bad alien jumping from unlikely body to unlikely body throughout the movie. This movie also contains 80s hallmarks of new wave music, cocaine snorting, and both aliens love fast, expensive sports cars for no explainable reason.

At one point bad alien takes over a stripper and sneaks out of the strip joint that is under police lock down looking for him, wearing his new body. LOL!

Bad alien also selected from the stripper's street clothes, this high impact mullet of a bustier mini-dress to escape in. Looks perfectly acceptable from the front albeit a bit short, right?

You can kind of tell something is just not right with the back that dress by the look on officer #1's face, but even that did not prepare me for the total impact of fashion phuckery that followed.

Built in thong, y'all! Check. Good ole' fashion pancake butt just like Mom used to make! Check. Pancake butt cleavage. Check. Making sure my dress is so short that everyone can see what I had for dinner. Check.



All in all a perfect dress when you look in the closet and say to yourself, "I have nothing to wear!" :-)

You can watch "The Hidden"  in its entirety below. Featuring a very sexy Michael Nouri, a very wooden Kyle MacLachlan (he is supposed to be Good Alien, so I'll cut him a break) and in her first award winning role as Alien/Stripper.....??? Enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lZblnWgraU&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D7lZblnWgraU&has_verified=1

File Under WTF?!?! Ultra Reality: What would you do in this situation?

Some people take things waaaay too far and deserve to be fought all in their faces!! OMG! I know you are going to laugh, but watch and enjoy. That one guy who cursed out EVERYBODY after. LLLOOOOOLL!
  I want that TV!. More information about that here: http://lgtv.cl/ultrahd/ Does not appear to be available in the US.

File Under WTF?!?!? - If Real LIfe Was More Like Facebook....

Yikes! Pretty good analogy, though! :-)

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File Under WTF?!?! - Your Aunt Viv's New Wig Line

Because it is Thursday and I can't with you people today, I present your Aunt Viv's new wig line.  Designed to take you from church to the club and everywhere in between, your Aunt Viv has been workin over time creating styles just for you. 

This whole thing gets my extreme eyebrow raised side eye.

File Under WTF?!?! - Poodle Exercise With Humans

Lord knows I hate Poodles!! For sure the gates of Hell have swung wide and we are in the last days when phuckery like this is out there for all to see.  On a side note...I will wear my hair like hers today...Bwhahahahah! Check out the poodle in the back in the headband! LOL!

File Under WTF?! - Fashion Phuckery - Snakes On My Head and Not On The Plane

Most people would have big issues with the fangs of a giant snake inches from their eyeball, but Anya Rubik in February's French Vogue seems okay with it. Such a pro.  Personally if that was me and the photographer was like..Okay..now..we just need you to drape this big ass snake around your head...oh....and look sexy...LOL! 

Like I've said before...I'm all for pushing the fashion envelope, but animals don't like to be photographed or messed with too much.  Case in point...Shamu (or one of his children) went buck wild today and killed one of his trainers.

File Under WTF!?!? - Booty Pop Underwear....

This right here definitely gets a long blank stare and a shake of my head.  Never understimate the lengths someone will go to for some booty. LOL! Seriously, they look like they are wearing adult diapers - correction...a LOADED adult diaper!! Fail, fail, fail!!! I am seriously mad at the ONE sister in the sequin dress having the nerve to actually booty pop @ 1:12! Bwahahahaha!!

File Under WTF!?!? - The Slap Bet Game Commercial

A dead on parody commercial of the utter craziness of 70s era board games.  Kenner and Hasbro could come up with a board game about almost anything and everything!  Before the internet, video games, cell phones...hell...even cable! We came up with some creative ways to keep entertained! LOL!
This one goes out to Cousin Renee aka Tank and her legendary "Indian Burns" and to Cousin Tony, who could pop his middle finger off his thumb knuckle delivering a sharp crack to the center of your forehead...while you let him....Those were the days!  LOL!

File Under WTF?! - Mail Order Stun Guns?!

Hummmmm...okay.  LOL!  Apparently you can stop fools who are getting in the way of you getting your Black Friday shopping on, quick, fast and in a hurry.  The Cheetah One Million Volt Stun Gun will send ONE MILLION volts of "straighten up and fly right" to their asses and you will be safely home along with the bargain you filched right from under them by they time the regain consciousness. 

On sale right now at Black Friday prices - $49.99 down from $89.99...what a ass shocking bargain!! At that price you can get one for the entire family...including Grandma! You know she want to put it on her church rivals and all those ignorant young G's (and some of the old ones too) in the neighborhood!

Specifications:  World's Strongest Mini Stun Gun: at 1,000,000 volts, this is the highest voltage stun gun available. Just test firing this stun gun into the air is often enough to stop an attacker (Apparently waving this bad boy in the air like Indiana Jones with his whip will scatter them). As the bright electric current pulsates between the test prongs and creates an intimidating electrical sound, an attacker with any sense at all will be stopped in his tracks. 

If the sight and sound doesn't stop them, a jolt from this rechargeable mini stun gun certainly will! When an attacker is touched by the very powerful rechargeable mini stun gun, it will disrupt the message the brain sends to the voluntary muscles. Simply touching an attacker for three to five seconds will deliver a high voltage shock causing loss of balance and muscle control, confusion, and disorientation bringing him to his knees and making him incapable of further aggressive activity. Full recovery takes about five to ten minutes and there is no permanent harm. No batteries needed - simply recharge it.  The ground breaking design of the CHEETAH Stun Gun enables 1,000,000 volts to fire out of a stun gun that is so small it can actually be concealed inside a pack of cigarettes! Traditionally, the higher the voltage of a stun gun the larger the unit had to be. This is because they are normally powered by 9 volt batteries and the higher voltage units required three or four batteries. Now you do not have to choose between a small stun gun that is easy to carry and conceal or a high-voltage unit that is large and bulky.

Even though the CHEETAH is the highest voltage stun gun on the market it is also the smallest on the market. It easily fits in the palm of your hand or can be easily concealed. For those who would prefer to carry it in a holster, a small heavy-duty Leather holster with belt loop is included free.

Note: Stun Guns cannot be shipped to the following states: NY, MA, MI, NJ, RI, WI, IL, HI  Money Back Guaranteed for 30 days!

UPDATE 2013:  Did I not predict this mess?!?!! Did I not?!?!  *SMDH*

File Under WTF?! - Fashion Phuckery - Pop-top Can Fashion!

Before the invention of the "modern day" aluminum can pull tab, there was the completely removable pop top. for those of us old enough to remember them (yes, that means you, darling), these sharp little tops met their bitter end after they abundantly and dangerously littered our beaches, parks, sidewalks, and oceans.
During their reign, however, some of these metallic pop tops sparkled their way onto the fashion scene via hats, skirts, vests, and belts in the way of Fashion Phuckery at it finest! Shame the ones giving the most FIRE in these photos are the two gentleman!  Whooo I love 70s Fashions...well..some...LOL!

File Under WTF!?!? - Think She's Running For A Cab?!?!?

Ya know, I love the unique and edgy as much as the next person, but this??!?!

I can't with those camel toe inducing pants, but I LUV that coat!!  File this under LOL and WTF?!?!

Happy Halloween!!

Halloween is my favorite holiday!  I love seeing everyone dressed up in their costumes...especially the little ones. :-).  I dunno about people who dress up their animals though...especially cats! I can't help but think the cats are cursing and plotting revenge in their kitty minds, so beware!

File Under WTF?! - Japanese Talk Show....With Lecherous Monkey...

Please file this under WTF?!?! The Japanese can be cutting edge...but sometimes they are on a entirely different level of thought process...LOL!