File Under WTF?!?!?!......THANKSGIVING GUMBALLS

Just in case the food is horrible where you dine on Thanksgiving, take along these Thanksgiving fare flavored gum balls!! 

Shades of "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" aside, I think it's a good idea and quite amusing. :-)

• Thanksgiving Gumballs in Tin Container
• Each Tin Contains 3 Different Flavors of Gumballs- Turkey, Cranberry, & Pumpkin Pie
• A 3 Course Meal in Every Tin
• Funny Thanksgiving Gag Gift or Party Favor

THANKSGIVING GUMBALLS

File Under WTF?!?!?!........Photo Application To Age You 20-30 Years

I don't think it's very accurate, though good for a laugh or two. I think it makes the 20 year old aged photos look like extras from "The Walking Dead" don't you think? LOL! 

 You can upload and age your photo...or those of your nearest and dearest HERE. Enjoy!

My NYFW 2014 Street Style Favorites

Another NYFW has come and gone! Despite the sketchy weather, these fashionistas are hardcore and still brought the style under the most harsh conditions. LOL!

Below is a screenshot of my Pinterest board dedicated to my favorite looks seen on the street dashing from show to show. You can check out all my picks here and don't forget to subscribe to my boards for my pins! Enjoy!

My NYFW 2014 Style Favorites

In Other NYFW WTF News: 

**Andre Leon Talley and Company trapped in an elevator for close to an hour!

**Dakota Fanning - Seven year old face and 30 year old boobs!

**True Life Hilariously Fun Stories of Fashion Week Attendees Sean Santiago and Hallie Wilson.

File Under WTF?!?!?.......NFL Bad Lip Readings

I've always wondered to myself what might be said down on the playing field! This definitely goes to show you how what we hear and what we see is open to interpretation. This is hysterically funny, though! Enjoy the Super Bowl! I'm going to entertain myself with these hilarious NFL bad lip readings!!

File Under WTF?! Fashion Phuckery....NFL Nail Designs From CoverGirl

Seattle Seahawks VS. Denver Broncos - (click on image for better view)

The Super bowl is an event worthy of epic house/view parties, eating stadium worthy food and all the beer balls you can bounce.  But Covergirl has gone too far and is on my last nerve with these NFL Nail Designs.

This year the Super bowl will be in my home state of NJ at the MetLife Center and I will be not leaving my house at all on February 2nd....at all.

On the website, you can click on the helmet of the team of your choice and be presented and example of what the horrifying matching nails look like, a link how-to and where to buy....along make up suggestions??!?!  **crickets**

File Under WTF?!?!?!....Restaurants Sell You Fake Food

Much of what we eat isn't what we think it is. Lax laws on food labeling allow many substitute, "mock" foods to be served instead. Anthony of  DNews looks at what's actually in our food and how it's easy to be fooled. I used to order Calamari quite a bit, too. Makes me wonder WTF I was eating now!

 

Technology & Science: NASA | Mars Evolution

This time lapse digital representation shows Mars very well resembled Earth Billions of years ago. Makes you wonder if this is a preview of what's to come.

Billions of years ago when the Red Planet was young, it appears to have had a thick atmosphere that was warm enough to support oceans of liquid water - a critical ingredient for life. The animation shows how the surface of Mars might have appeared during this ancient clement period, beginning with a flyover of a Martian lake. The artist's concept is based on evidence that Mars was once very different. Rapidly moving clouds suggest the passage of time, and the shift from a warm and wet to a cold and dry climate is shown as the animation progresses. The lakes dry up, while the atmosphere gradually transitions from Earthlike blue skies to the dusty pink and tan hues seen on Mars today.  

File Under WTF?! - Fashion Phuckery in Film - Stripper Dress From 80s Horror Movie - The Hidden

Bad 80s horror films have been my secret (okay not so secret) dirty pleasure for a good while now. A few months ago I came across a forgotten gem called "The Hidden" starring Michael Nouri and Kyle MacLachlan, circa 1987.

The premise of the film is your standard good alien vs. bad alien body snatcher type flick, with bad alien jumping from unlikely body to unlikely body throughout the movie. This movie also contains 80s hallmarks of new wave music, cocaine snorting, and both aliens love fast, expensive sports cars for no explainable reason.

At one point bad alien takes over a stripper and sneaks out of the strip joint that is under police lock down looking for him, wearing his new body. LOL!

Bad alien also selected from the stripper's street clothes, this high impact mullet of a bustier mini-dress to escape in. Looks perfectly acceptable from the front albeit a bit short, right?

You can kind of tell something is just not right with the back that dress by the look on officer #1's face, but even that did not prepare me for the total impact of fashion phuckery that followed.

Built in thong, y'all! Check. Good ole' fashion pancake butt just like Mom used to make! Check. Pancake butt cleavage. Check. Making sure my dress is so short that everyone can see what I had for dinner. Check.



All in all a perfect dress when you look in the closet and say to yourself, "I have nothing to wear!" :-)

You can watch "The Hidden"  in its entirety below. Featuring a very sexy Michael Nouri, a very wooden Kyle MacLachlan (he is supposed to be Good Alien, so I'll cut him a break) and in her first award winning role as Alien/Stripper.....??? Enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lZblnWgraU&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D7lZblnWgraU&has_verified=1

Instacurity: A Public Service Announcement - Instacurity.com - It's real folks! LOL!

Do you stay up late filtering your pictures? Do your kids stare at their phones during conversations instead of who they're talking to? Did you just stop midway through reading this to look at your phone? The first step is admitting we have a problem.

This is soooo true and it's either laughable or very sad depending on which side you fall on. I don't do that much posting (with the exception of my blog that is syndicated to my social medias), but some days I do wonder how people decide how much is too much with the of posting on Facebook and Twitter. LOL! 

Happy Halloween!! My favorite Zombie YouTube Video...

I don't care how gangsta you are...if a Zombie is coming for you, 
it's leg pumping time! LOL! I think he should have done the Thriller dance!


If you don't already know the Thriller dance, here are the step by step instructions - Just in case you want to break it out at any Halloween parties! :-)

Don't Worry, This Is Only A Movie! Except It's Not......

If Michael Bay made a movie about humans screwing up the planet, I imagine this would be a scene from that movie. But there wouldn't be any Transformers or Megan Fox in this version — they'd be hurricanes and floods instead. 

File Under WTF?!?! ....So you think you're big?

I've had an interest in the field of Astronomy and the study of the universe since I was very young. For a long time the focus of what was taught was based on the just the nine well known planets that we all can pretty much name. There are far, far more than that and when viewing the youtube video depiction, it definitely drove home the fact of how small we are in the scheme of the "big picture". Enjoy!
 What the planets would look like if they were positioned where the moon is to the earth.
Would make for some pretty interesting views, huh?

File Under WTF?!?!.....Miley Cyrus Tongue Thing Has Gone Too Far....

Miley, Miley, Miley....what are we going to do with you? Please go back to being Hannah Montana so my niece can sleep at night without having nightmares!

Even this poor fox has had it with her and her tongue sticking out! LOL!



No? Well then,  Halloween is coming so please don't be shocked when you see this mask walking around and epileptic twerking.  In fact, you could have an easy costume by printing either of these out. Ew!

The Cartoon Version - You have to print & cut out eyes and mouth area

Or Try This PhotoShopped RL Photo Version!!

File Under WTF?!?! Uniface mask

Although this was done as a parody, it quite effectively drives home the emphasis put on young women to have a certain appearance. Conceived by Zhuoying (Joy) Li, a design and technology graduate of NY's Parsons The New School for Design who now is studying interaction design at NYU. She designed the mask to bring attention on the pressures women face to adhere to standards of beauty set by Hollywood, the fashion industry and westernized views.

She was motivated in particular, she says, by the many young Chinese women who she says suffer negative self-esteem due to beauty images perpetuated by the media. You can check out her very realistic web page promoting this product here. http://www.unifacemask.com/ Pretty scary, huh?

FOOD BABE TV: Do You Eat Beaver Butt?

Love Food Babe and subscribe to her newsletter. Imagine my surprise when I got her latest newsletter and video! Take a look, I promised you won't be disappointed....or disgusted.
FOOD BABE TV: Do You Eat Beaver Butt?

File Under WTF?!?! Ultra Reality: What would you do in this situation?

Some people take things waaaay too far and deserve to be fought all in their faces!! OMG! I know you are going to laugh, but watch and enjoy. That one guy who cursed out EVERYBODY after. LLLOOOOOLL!
  I want that TV!. More information about that here: http://lgtv.cl/ultrahd/ Does not appear to be available in the US.

File Under WTF?!?!? - If Real LIfe Was More Like Facebook....

Yikes! Pretty good analogy, though! :-)

If Real Life Was More Like Facebook -- powered by Cracked.com

File Under WTF?! - Fashion Phuckery - Horse Hoof Boots

Now, when I see something like this, my first thought is not horse but how long are you on your day-pass from Hell? LOL! Oh, the foolishness of it all.

And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse than the above.....I saw this....WTFFFF!!?!?!

Happy Halloween Weekend!

May Your WereZombieJheri Curl always glisten in the moonlight!

File Under WTF?!?! - Wayne Brady Acting A Fool With Iron Mike Tyson

Soooo funny! Mike can't dance to save his life(don't tell him I said that). Wayne Brady is crazy for this. LOL!  Did anyone catch the lowkey shout out to Bobby’s new wife, Alicia? For those who don’t know useless 80′s r&b/rap trivia, Alicia was the chick in the Wrexx in Effect video on the beach with the saxophone.

Every Little Step with Mike Tyson & Wayne Brady from Mike Tyson